Update #2

As per my earlier post: I have a friend who saw the police report (long story) apparently I was right...the burglar wasn't trying to steal anything, he was just trying to look in on girls changing. So much less creepy....Also in the police report I am described as a white female. That must have been why the cops actually showed up.

I am thinking of just changing my name to Shaniqua Stewart-Jackson. I think it would end a lot of confusion.